Posts Tagged ‘omg’

Oh My Acronym

October 23, 2008

Jackson:

OMG. OMFG.

me:

Haha.

Jackson:

(OMFG stands for “On My Father’s Grave.” It does not stand for other things that you may have heard! No really.)

me:

What’s OMG for? Your own grave?

Jackson:

yes!

me:

Oh Mon Godot.
Old McGramps.
Oil Man George.
Oliphants Mush Granola.
Oliver Masturbates Gratuitously?
Obama Mccain Graphs?
(http://www.fivethirtyeight.com)
The sad thing, the above is probably a good measure of my subconscious.

Jackson:

You should make an Air Theremin post.
“Hey everybody, what does OMG really stand for?”

The Virgin Mary… :(

June 25, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen, I have uncovered a dark and terrible secret.

The Blessed Virgin Mary… Mother Of Jesus Christ…

Is…

Secretly…

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