Posts Tagged ‘damn’

Oh Goddammit

January 9, 2009

REALLY Colin? Really? Of all people… no. I guess I should have expected this from you. Yes, I know I haven’t been updating. Yes, I *am* a lazy piece of shit. But to be honest this is in large part because I haven’t seen the hide or a single hair of my so-called “editor,” one Ari Collins.

Collins has been living as a shut-in with his girlfriend, playing WoW and eating cheetos, for at least a solid three weeks. Maybe longer.

If he doesn’t cancel his account then I’ll.. I’ll…   I’ll post his phone number on 4chan. 

For your own good, man.

Oh. My. GOD.

September 16, 2008

All right. I think if I stay in this class, I am actually going to go insane.

Unfortunately, I need the grade. So it looks like starkers is the way I’m going.

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Doot doot dundundundun doot doot doooo do

September 4, 2008

That’s circus music if you didn’t get it.

 

(I don’t know how many installments this is or how many words I have… someone work it out for me)

Sewage

July 11, 2008

Momma always told me I’d grow up to do new and amazing things.

“Be a doctor,” she said. “Study real hard and maybe you’ll get a scholarship at one of them good colleges.”


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Bleakly Eighteen

July 7, 2008

Eighteenth Installment up HEAH

it is funny because I resisted writing this but once I did it was like 4 pages

MUST STAY VIGILANT

edit: I now have over 16,000 words

Mantra – The Wise Get Old

June 24, 2008

Thanks to my good friends in Mantra for sending in this doozy of an audio doodle.

soc soc socks

June 18, 2008

It’s going to be short and meaningless today, since I need to catch up on sleep.

But I really need to write a page a day or else the terrorists win.

 well it is cheating to use things i already wrote but i am tired as hell so here is something old I wrote…

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