Long time no blog.
So I was desperate enough for a paycheck from any job whatsoever that I turned to the local Burger King. It turns out that not only do Burger King jobs suck even more than I thought, but I actually suck at Burger King jobs. We’re a perfect fucking match, all for the low low price of $7.15 an hour. It doesn’t help that I never learned to mop properly.
Spurred by this development, I have turned to the temp agency route in an attempt to get any job that doesn’t make me want to shower four times in 28 hours, as I did yesterday. Today, I went to two temp agencies, one of which offered me a job that I now realize I can’t get to, and the other of which turned out to be a crack den.
Air Theremin 