I am the kingtroll

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Is this the real life?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yes
You: Is this just fantasy?
Stranger: no
You: Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Stranger: okay
You: Open your eyes
Stranger: asl
You: Look up to the skies
You: and see
Stranger: are u a boy or a girl
You: I’m just a poor boy
Stranger: age
You: I need no sympathy
Stranger: location
You: because I’m easy come, easy go
You: Little high, little low, any way the wind blows
Stranger: know know
You: Doesn’t really matter to me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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4 Responses to “I am the kingtroll”

  1. Ari Collins Says:

    Wouldn’t that be ‘queentroll”?

  2. Ari Collins Says:

    Only with the same kinds of quote marks on both sides.

    Best part is when, occasionally, it sounds like you’re actually interacting with him.

  3. Jackson Says:

    Best part is when, occasionally, it sounds like you’re actually interacting with him.
    5: agree strongly

  4. Sebatinsky Says:

    Stranger: are u a boy or a girl
    You: I’m just a poor boy

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