David Attenborough Rocks My World

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“Man, it’s Blue Planet!” I said. “Blue Planet’s on!”

“I hate that show.”

“Dude, you and Kris put that on every single fucking time you fucked.”

He squirmed on the couch. “We were trying to be discreet.”

I punched his shoulder. “Real discrete. Always always knew what you were up to when that shit blasted out.”

He shifted in his seat.

“What’s the matter?” I asked.

“Nothing.” He got up and walked to his room, muttering something about Pavlov.

“Holy shit,” I yelled, “you’re missing this fish’s insides, dude!”

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