Bizarre Go-Nowhere Idea


“Dude, a bird just flew into your fucking head,” Mike said. “The fuck?”

I looked down, neck aching from the impact. A robin was on its back, flapping madly, until it righted itself and flew off.

Mike shook his head. “I can’t believe that happened. It, like, lost its radar or some shit. Fucking… I don’t know, cell phone towers or global warming. Fucking nature’s shit right up. Are you alright?”

“Fine,” I said, trying to clear my thoughts. “My mom always said my head was too big.”


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