Someone finish this. The light illuminates…girlfriend’s head? Ex-girlfriend with a knife? An army of dripping spiders?

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You get up for a 4am snack, keeping the light off so as not to wake her. This is her first “sleepover”, as she put it, and you’re still considerate at this stage. You told her this was a new apartment, in order to explain the mess, but it’s your fifth year in this one-bedroom, so you can step around the end table and over your rats’ cage without the lights. When you open the fridge, the light illuminates

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One Response to “Someone finish this. The light illuminates…girlfriend’s head? Ex-girlfriend with a knife? An army of dripping spiders?”

  1. Sebatinsky Says:

    An already prepared Bloody Mary – right next to the Elizabeth.

    I dunno, man. I got nothin’.

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