So I got my computer back. Not fixed so much as neutered. (Plus a random rant about obscenity.)

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The Geek Squad guys apparently decided that my hard disk was bad and deleted everything on it.  (Only thing on it was porn really anyway, but still.)  So I got it back today and re-installed Windows and downloaded Firefox and Full Tilt Poker.  Only, naturally, they didn’t fix the original problem, which is that my battery won’t hold a charge.

I don’t think Jackson will approve of this question, but since “Fuckerdoodles,” a combination of obscene and cute, is generally seen as too much towards the cute side for guys to use, is there some way we can enhance the obscene half?  Bitcherdoodles?  (No.)  Cunterdoodles?  (Probably too obscene.)  I really should delete this whole paragraph.  But I won’t.  Sometimes I wish I could be a girl just so I could be obscene and it would MEAN something.  Also, it’s hard wanting to say cute things when you’re a guy.  Why can’t we be cute too?  Fucking gender roles.

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One Response to “So I got my computer back. Not fixed so much as neutered. (Plus a random rant about obscenity.)”

  1. deathbychiasmus Says:

    I don’t like swearing? You’ve got to be kidding me!

    You must have written this before we had our conversation about Sunday tennis…

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