Robert: then ari collins it is my honor as your sponsor to award you with the 4-day token of not playing WoW
notably emblazoned with the profile of boba fett’s helmet
me: THAT’S what that is. I was trying to figure it out.
I thought it was a rock someone had peed on.
Robert: I completely expect you to print it off and keep it forever.
me: But… thank you?
Robert: Wait ’till you see the 8-day token.
